Why PostgreSQL Doesn't Suck Like Everything Else

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Look, I've been debugging databases at 3am for more years than I care to admit, and PostgreSQL is the only one that hasn't made me question my life choices. Started at UC Berkeley in 1986 back when database design wasn't a marketing competition, and the core team still gives a shit about making something that actually works.

The latest version is PostgreSQL 17.6 as of August 2025. Don't use anything older than 15 unless you enjoy pain - the JSON performance improvements alone are worth the upgrade headache. PostgreSQL 18 is in beta, but let someone else find the bugs first.

What Makes PostgreSQL Not Garbage

Unlike MySQL, which dies horribly on complex queries, PostgreSQL actually handles five-table joins without breaking into tears. The MVCC (multi-version concurrency control) means your readers don't block your writers, so you won't get those "why is everything locked up" Slack messages that ruin your weekend.

Here's the thing about the process-per-connection model that the documentation won't tell you: each connection eats about 2-4MB of RAM. Sounds small until you hit 500 connections and realize you're using 2GB just for connection overhead. This is why connection pooling exists - use PgBouncer or your app will die a slow, memory-starved death.

The query planner is actually smart enough to figure out optimal join orders most of the time. I've seen it outperform hand-optimized MySQL queries written by senior engineers who thought they knew better. Sometimes PostgreSQL's statistics are wrong and you'll need to run ANALYZE manually, but that beats MySQL's "hope for the best" approach.

JSON That Doesn't Make You Want to Scream

PostgreSQL JSON vs MongoDB Performance

MongoDB sells itself on JSON, but PostgreSQL's JSONB data type is better in every way that matters. It's binary-encoded (faster), supports proper indexing with GIN indexes, and doesn't lose your data when the power goes out. Plus you get real ACID transactions instead of MongoDB's "maybe consistent if you're lucky" guarantees.

I've migrated three different projects from MongoDB to PostgreSQL JSONB and cut response times by 60% while actually guaranteeing data consistency. The JSON operators (->, ->>, @>, etc.) are intuitive once you learn them, and the `jsonb_path_query` function handles complex queries that would require multiple MongoDB aggregation stages. Check out the PostgreSQL JSON performance benchmarks for detailed comparisons.

Extensions That Actually Work

PostgreSQL Extensions Ecosystem

This is where PostgreSQL destroys everything else - the extension ecosystem is incredible and actually maintained by people who use their own code. PostGIS turns PostgreSQL into a geospatial beast that makes Elasticsearch's geo queries look like amateur hour. I've built location services that handle millions of proximity queries per day on PostGIS without breaking a sweat using PostGIS performance optimization techniques.

TimescaleDB is what you use when you have time-series data and InfluxDB is being a pain in the ass about retention policies. It's just PostgreSQL with better time-based partitioning, so your existing SQL knowledge doesn't become useless.

For AI stuff, pgvector works fine for smaller vector collections. Don't believe anyone claiming massive performance numbers without seeing their benchmarks - vector search at scale is hard regardless of what database you use.

Real-World Usage Reality Check

According to the Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2025, PostgreSQL is the "most desired and most admired" database. The 2024 survey had PostgreSQL at 49% usage, and 2025 confirms it's still the top choice for developers who know what they're doing.

Companies that actually process data at scale use PostgreSQL: Discord handles billions of messages, Instagram's social graph, and pretty much every startup that outgrows their initial MongoDB phase. The companies still on MySQL are either stuck with legacy code or haven't hit the complexity wall yet.

PostgreSQL vs The Competition (Brutal Reality Check)

What Actually Matters

PostgreSQL

MySQL

MongoDB

SQLite

Will it crash your app?

Rarely, usually your fault

Often, MySQL's fault

MongoDB will eat your data

Only if you're doing it wrong

Complex queries

Handles like a boss

Dies horribly after 3 joins

What's a join?

Don't even try

JSON handling

JSONB is actually good

JSON columns are trash

Only thing it's good at

Bolt-on afterthought

Connection overhead

2-4MB per connection (ouch)

Lightweight threads

Reasonable

File = no connections

Data consistency

Actually ACID compliant

ACID if you configure it right

"Eventual consistency" LOL

ACID but single-user

When it breaks

Logs tell you exactly why

Good luck figuring it out

Error messages from 2012

Usually operator error

Real-world scaling

Vertical scaling works great

Sharding is a nightmare

Horizontal scaling is the only good part

Single file, single user

Configuration hell

Lots of knobs, good defaults

Lots of knobs, terrible defaults

Too many knobs, weird defaults

No configuration needed

Memory usage

Hungry beast (tune shared_buffers)

Reasonable with tuning

Can be a memory hog

Embedded, minimal

The Real Deal: Production PostgreSQL Horror Stories and Solutions

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Installation and Configuration: Where Everyone Fucks Up

On Ubuntu, apt install postgresql postgresql-contrib gets you PostgreSQL, but the default configuration is optimized for a 1990s desktop. Don't use it in production without tuning or you'll hate life.

The first thing you'll get wrong: shared_buffers. The official documentation says 25% of RAM, which is garbage advice. I've seen better performance with 15-20% on most workloads according to PostgreSQL performance tuning guides. Set effective_cache_size to 75% of total RAM - this just tells the planner how much OS cache is available, as explained in the PostgreSQL tuning documentation.

max_connections defaults to 100, which sounds reasonable until you realize each connection uses 2-4MB of RAM according to PostgreSQL internals. Hit 500 connections and you're using 2GB just for connection overhead. Use PgBouncer or your database will die slowly as memory runs out. The PostgreSQL performance wiki covers why connection pooling is critical.

Cloud Managed Services: What They Don't Tell You

PostgreSQL Cloud Providers Comparison

AWS RDS is convenient but locks you into their backup and scaling model according to AWS RDS documentation. Aurora PostgreSQL is not real PostgreSQL - it's a MySQL-compatible layer that sometimes acts weird with PostgreSQL extensions, as discussed in Aurora compatibility issues. Supabase is solid if you need real-time features, but their pricing model scales brutally with storage.

Neon has interesting database branching features for dev environments, but I've seen 200ms+ latency spikes during auto-scaling events. For production, stick with tried-and-true providers like DigitalOcean Managed PostgreSQL or run your own if you have the ops team for it.

Docker works great for development: docker run --name postgres -e POSTGRES_PASSWORD=mysecretpassword -d postgres:17. But don't run PostgreSQL in Docker for production unless you really know what you're doing with persistent volumes and kernel parameters, as explained in the PostgreSQL Docker documentation.

Extensions: The Good, The Bad, and The Broken

PostgreSQL Extensions Ecosystem

PostGIS is fucking magical when you need geospatial queries, but it's a 50MB+ extension that significantly increases memory usage according to PostGIS installation requirements. I've built systems handling millions of location queries per day using PostGIS spatial indexing, but be prepared for a learning curve steeper than Elasticsearch. The PostGIS documentation is comprehensive but overwhelming for beginners.

TimescaleDB is what you use when InfluxDB's retention policies piss you off. It's PostgreSQL with better time-series partitioning, but their cloud pricing gets expensive fast. The open-source version is fine for most use cases as explained in their architecture documentation.

pgvector works for AI embeddings if your dataset fits in memory. Don't expect Pinecone performance - I've found it adequate for under 10 million vectors but starts choking beyond that. The HNSW index documentation explains how it helps with recall but kills write performance. Check out the pgvector performance benchmarks for realistic expectations.

Performance Reality: What Actually Breaks in Production

The query planner usually gets join order right, but it occasionally shits itself on complex queries with lots of OR conditions. When that happens, you'll need to rewrite the query or use query hints (which PostgreSQL doesn't have, so you're fucked).

Connection pooling isn't optional - it's mandatory above 100 concurrent connections. PgBouncer in transaction pooling mode works fine for most apps. Session pooling breaks applications that depend on session state, and statement pooling breaks prepared statements.

Indexing strategy matters more than any other tuning. GIN indexes on JSONB columns are fast for reads but slow down writes significantly. Partial indexes are your friend - CREATE INDEX CONCURRENTLY on large tables or accept 2-hour lock times.

Version Upgrades: Prepare for Pain

Major version upgrades (15→16, 16→17) require pg_upgrade and about 3 hours of downtime for a 500GB database. The logical replication approach takes longer but gives you a rollback option. Always test your extensions work on the new version first - I've been burned by PostGIS compatibility issues.

PostgreSQL 17.6 (August 2025) is the current stable release. Don't use anything older than 15 unless you're stuck with legacy hosting. The JSON performance improvements in 15+ are worth the upgrade pain.

Real Company Scale Examples

Discord handles billions of messages with PostgreSQL using custom partitioning. Their setup requires serious operational expertise - this isn't "install PostgreSQL and forget it" territory.

Instagram shards PostgreSQL across thousands of nodes, but their sharding complexity is a nightmare most teams can't handle. They make it work because they have an army of database engineers.

Most startups that "scale PostgreSQL" are actually just doing good vertical scaling and read replicas. That approach works until 10-100TB depending on your query patterns, which covers 99% of companies.

Questions You'll Actually Ask When PostgreSQL Breaks

Q

Why is my PostgreSQL connection hanging?

A

You probably hit the connection limit. PostgreSQL defaults to 100 max connections, and each one eats 2-4MB of RAM. Check with:

SELECT count(*) FROM pg_stat_activity WHERE state = 'active';

If you're near 100, you need connection pooling. Install PgBouncer or your application will randomly hang when it can't get new connections. Don't just increase max_connections without adding more RAM - you'll run out of memory and crash the whole server.

Q

Why is this simple query taking 30 seconds?

A

Run EXPLAIN ANALYZE on your query. You're probably missing an index or PostgreSQL is doing a sequential scan on a million-row table. If you see "Seq Scan" in the output, you fucked up your indexing.

Create the index you need:

CREATE INDEX CONCURRENTLY idx_whatever ON your_table(column_name);

Use CONCURRENTLY or PostgreSQL will lock the table for hours on large datasets. Also run ANALYZE your_table after creating indexes - PostgreSQL's statistics might be stale.

Q

How do I fix "FATAL: too many connections for role"?

A

This happens when you hit connection limits for a specific user. Check current connections:

SELECT usename, count(*) FROM pg_stat_activity GROUP BY usename;

Either increase the limit for that user or fix your connection pooling. User-level limits exist for a reason - don't just raise them to 1000 and call it fixed.

Q

My JSON queries are slow as shit, what's wrong?

A

You probably don't have a GIN index on your JSONB column. PostgreSQL can't efficiently query JSON without proper indexes:

CREATE INDEX CONCURRENTLY idx_json_data ON your_table USING GIN (json_column);

GIN indexes are huge and slow down writes, but they're mandatory for JSONB query performance. Also use @> operator instead of -> when possible - it's index-friendly.

Q

PostgreSQL crashed with "out of memory" - now what?

A

You probably set shared_buffers too high or don't have enough RAM for your connection count. Each connection uses 2-4MB, so 500 connections = 2GB just for connections before you even store data.

Check your settings:

SHOW shared_buffers;
SHOW max_connections;

Reduce shared_buffers to 15-20% of total RAM (not the bullshit 25% from documentation) and implement connection pooling immediately.

Q

Why did my migration from MySQL take 3 days?

A

MySQL and PostgreSQL have different data types and SQL dialects. UNSIGNED INTEGER becomes BIGINT, AUTO_INCREMENT becomes SERIAL, and don't get me started on date formatting differences.

Use pgloader for data migration and budget 3x longer than you think for application code changes. Test everything - MySQL's silent data truncation means you might have corrupted data you didn't know about.

Q

My VACUUM is taking forever and locking everything

A

Don't use VACUUM FULL on production - it locks the entire table. Use regular VACUUM or VACUUM ANALYZE instead. If your table is heavily updated, you need to tune autovacuum settings or run manual VACUUMs more frequently.

Check vacuum progress:

SELECT pid, now() - pg_stat_get_backend_start_time(pid) as duration, query 
FROM pg_stat_activity WHERE query LIKE 'VACUUM%';
Q

Can I run PostgreSQL in Docker for production?

A

Probably not unless you really know what you're doing. PostgreSQL needs specific kernel parameters for shared memory, and Docker's default storage drivers aren't optimized for database workloads.

If you must use containers, use dedicated persistent volumes, tune PostgreSQL for containerized environments, and monitor disk I/O carefully. Most production setups just run PostgreSQL directly on the host.

Q

How do I scale PostgreSQL beyond one server?

A

You can't easily. PostgreSQL doesn't have built-in sharding like MongoDB. Your options:

  1. Read replicas - Good for read-heavy workloads
  2. Vertical scaling - Add more RAM/CPU (works until 64-128GB RAM)
  3. Application-level sharding - Hard as fuck to implement correctly
  4. Third-party solutions - Citus, Postgres-XL, but they add complexity

Most companies that "scale PostgreSQL" are just running bigger servers with read replicas.

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