OpenAI just committed $300 billion to Oracle's cloud infrastructure. That's their way of telling Microsoft "thanks for the $13 billion check, but your Azure platform can't handle what we're building."
Training GPT-4 cost roughly $100 million, and that was with 2022 hardware prices. H100 GPUs were "only" $25,000 each back then. Now they're $40,000+ and you still can't buy them. NVIDIA's laughing all the way to the bank while everyone else fights over allocation slots like they're concert tickets.
Oracle made the obvious offer: "we'll give you unlimited compute, no capacity limits, no waiting lists." Meanwhile Microsoft was probably saying "well, we need to discuss your usage patterns and maybe implement some cost controls..."
Oracle's Billion-Dollar GPU Shopping Spree
Six months ago, if you told me Oracle would be the AI infrastructure winner, I'd have laughed. They're the company that still charges $47,500 per CPU core for their database software. Their website looks like it was designed in 2003 by someone who hates users.
But while AWS was telling customers "we're out of H100s, try again next quarter," Oracle went nuclear and bought every GPU they could find. They spent like $20 billion on NVIDIA hardware while everyone else was fucking around with waitlists.
Oracle's stock popped 6% instantly - $20 billion in market cap appeared overnight. They're up 88% this year because apparently being a boring database company with a massive GPU stockpile is the hottest business model in tech.
Two years ago, Oracle's AI bet looked insane. While AWS was building "flexible, scalable compute solutions," Oracle said "fuck it, let's just buy 50,000 H100s." Turns out that was the right call.
Microsoft's $13 Billion Mistake
Microsoft wrote OpenAI a $13 billion check thinking they'd get exclusive access to the future of AI. Instead, OpenAI just announced their biggest infrastructure partnership with... Oracle.
Satya Nadella must be thrilled.
Microsoft probably thought free Azure credits would keep OpenAI loyal forever. But when you're burning $300 million per quarter on compute and Microsoft starts asking questions about "cost optimization," that relationship gets complicated fast.
OpenAI played this beautifully - take Microsoft's money, use their platform to bootstrap, then leverage your success to get better deals elsewhere. Peak Silicon Valley relationship management.
Stargate: The $500 Billion Moonshot
This Oracle deal is part of something even crazier - Stargate, a $500 billion AI infrastructure project. OpenAI, Oracle, and SoftBank want to build the Manhattan Project but for training GPT-7.
They're promising 100,000 new jobs. Most will be construction workers building data centers in Texas, not AI researchers making $2 million a year. But sure, let's call it "high-tech job creation."
The bet is that AI compute demand grows exponentially forever. If they're right, Oracle hits $1 trillion market cap. If they're wrong, we get the world's most expensive collection of empty warehouses full of outdated GPUs.
The real constraint is still NVIDIA. Jensen Huang could probably buy a small country with H100 profits right now. Oracle can build data centers, but if they can't get chips, they're just really expensive air conditioning units.
Could work out great, or Oracle ends up like the dot-com companies that built server farms in 1999. At least Oracle's been overcharging customers for 40 years - they'll figure out how to make money somehow.