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Here's How OpenAI Fucked Themselves Out of Microsoft's Money

September 4th: OpenAI drops their job platform announcement. Direct competitor to LinkedIn, which Microsoft bought for $26 billion back in 2016. Ballsy move while you're still cashing Microsoft's checks.

September 6th: OpenAI announces they're partnering with Broadcom for custom chips. Translation: "We're planning our exit from Azure dependency." Real subtle, guys.

September 9th: Microsoft says "fine, we'll use Claude instead." Through AWS. Ouch.

I've been testing Claude 3.5 Sonnet vs GPT-4 for document generation since July (had early access through work). Claude actually follows PowerPoint template constraints instead of going rogue with slide layouts. GPT-4 kept fucking up our brand guidelines - adding colors that weren't in our palette, breaking text hierarchy, weird spacing. Claude just... does what you tell it to do.

AWS Bedrock

Business-wise, this hurts. Microsoft's now paying Amazon around $30-35 per user per month (could be more, their pricing changes constantly) to access Claude through Bedrock. Every time someone uses Claude in Word, Amazon gets a cut. Microsoft's biggest cloud rival just became their AI supplier. That's gotta burn.

🤖 AI Model Comparison

The technical split makes sense though. Claude handles the boring stuff - PowerPoint slides, Excel formulas, formal emails where you can't sound like a human. GPT-4 keeps the creative writing and code generation. Basically Microsoft admitted what we've known for months: different models are good at different shit.

Enterprise Copilot users get Claude sometime before Christmas, assuming Microsoft doesn't hit more AWS rate limits. Free tier users are stuck waiting until 2026, maybe longer. GitHub Copilot already uses multiple models (I've seen GPT-4, Claude, and occasionally something that might be Grok), so this was coming anyway.

If you've been dealing with Copilot breaking your document formatting, Claude might actually fix that. For the rest of us, we get to watch Microsoft pay Amazon to solve problems OpenAI created.

Shit You're Probably Wondering

Q

When do I actually get Claude in Office?

A

If you're paying for enterprise Copilot ($30/month), maybe December. Free users? 2026 if you're lucky. Microsoft's being vague because they're still figuring out how to not piss off Amazon while using their infrastructure.

Q

Will Claude stop fucking up my PowerPoint slides?

A

Probably yeah. I've been testing it since July and Claude actually respects template rules. GPT-4 keeps adding random shapes and breaking slide hierarchy. If you've spent hours fixing Copilot's "creative" formatting choices, Claude should be less annoying.

Q

Do I pay more for this?

A

Not yet. Microsoft's eating the AWS costs for now, but they'll definitely start charging extra once people get hooked. They always do.

Q

Can I pick which AI to use?

A

Nope. Microsoft decides automatically

  • Claude for boring document stuff, GPT-4 for everything else. You might get to choose eventually if enough power users complain.
Q

Will Claude break my existing files?

A

Your files won't break, but the AI suggestions will be different. Claude processes documents differently than GPT-4, so expect some weirdness during the transition. Backup your templates before the rollout.

Who's Using What AI (and Why)

Company

AI Models

What They're Actually Thinking

Microsoft

GPT-4 + Claude 3.5 Sonnet

"OpenAI screwed us, need backup plan"

Google

Gemini + PaLM 2 (mostly)

"Trust nobody, build everything ourselves"

Apple

OpenAI partnership for Siri

"We're years behind, buy our way in"

Amazon

Anthropic (~20% stake) + internal

"Sell AI to everyone, including competitors"

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