Why Checkout.com Will Ruin Your WeekI've integrated five different payment processors and they all suck in their own special ways.
Here's how Checkout.com specifically tries to ruin your life.The typical payment flow goes like this: Customer enters card details → Your frontend tokenizes the data → You send payment request to Checkout.com → They route it through their processor network → Bank approves/declines → You get webhooks about the result.
Simple enough, right? Wrong.Checkout.com loves to position itself as the "developer-first" alternative to Stripe, but let me tell you what actually happens when you start implementing their APIs.### The Good News FirstTheir API documentation is actually decent
- better than most payment processors that aren't Stripe.
The REST endpoints are logically organized, and they do provide working code samples. If you're coming from something like PayPal's nightmare API labyrinth, Checkout.com will feel refreshing.
They support webhooks properly, unlike some providers that treat them as an afterthought.
Event handling is straightforward, and they actually send consistent payloads. Their SDK implementations are available for major languages, though quality varies between platforms.### Now The Reality Kicks InHere's where shit gets real.
The onboarding process takes forever. While Stripe lets you start testing immediately, Checkout.com's approval process can drag on for weeks.
One developer reported on Reddit waiting over a month just to get sandbox access.
The Apple Pay integration is particularly painful.
Unlike Stripe's streamlined approach, you need to jump through multiple hoops: 1.
Make eligibility calls to Apple's servers 2. Handle token exchanges manually 3. Deal with biometric authentication flows 4. Map Apple Pay responses to Checkout.com's expected formatWhat should be a 30-minute Stripe Apple Pay integration becomes a multi-day debugging session.
The Stack Overflow thread about this issue shows how many developers struggle with this flow.### The Europe Problem
If you're targeting European markets, Checkout.com's Strong Customer Authentication implementation is solid.
They handle 3D Secure 2.0 properly, which matters for PSD2 compliance.
Their European payment methods support includes SEPA, i
DEAL, and other local options.
But here's the gotcha
- their routing logic isn't as smart as they claim. You might find transactions getting routed through expensive providers when cheaper options were available. Monitor your actual processing costs closely, not just their quoted rates. Their routing documentation doesn't explain the optimization algorithms clearly.### Production War Stories
The real fun begins when you hit production volumes.
Checkout.com's platform can handle scale, but their support response times vary wildly. During a payment outage (yes, they happen), you might wait hours for a response while your revenue bleeds.Their fraud detection also tends to be overly aggressive initially. Expect to spend time tuning false positive rates, especially if you're in a "high-risk" industry like gaming or digital goods.### The Pricing TrapTheir "competitive rates" marketing is misleading. The base rates look good, but watch for:
- Cross-border fees that aren't clearly disclosed upfront
- Currency conversion margins that add up quickly
- "Assessment fees" that appear on enterprise contracts
- Higher rates for certain card types (Amex, corporate cards)Get everything in writing during negotiations, and test with real transaction volumes before committing.### Developer Experience Truth
The SDK quality is inconsistent across platforms.
Their JavaScript SDK is solid, but mobile SDKs (iOS/Android) lag behind and sometimes have breaking changes between versions. Case in point: their iOS SDK update from 3.2.0 to 3.2.1 changed error handling without documenting it.
We pushed to production on Friday and spent the weekend fixing payment failures. Their changelog called it a "minor update"
- no mention of breaking changes.We had this integration failure that killed payments for most of the afternoon. I was debugging until like 3am and honestly everything from that day is a blur. Turned out their webhook signature validation changed without warning.3D Secure is where things get really messy: For European transactions, you need to handle challenge flows where customers get redirected to their bank's authentication page, then redirected back to your site. Unlike Stripe's seamless implementation, you're manually managing redirects, parsing authentication responses, and handling all the edge cases where the flow breaks.Error handling is better than most processors but not as polished as Stripe. You'll still encounter cryptic error codes that require digging through documentation or support tickets to decode.### When It Actually Works
Don't get me wrong
- once properly configured, Checkout.com can be reliable. Their uptime is decent (99.9% claimed, probably accurate), and settlement times are competitive. The dashboard isn't terrible, though it's not winning any UX awards.For businesses processing significant volume in Europe, Middle East, or Asia-Pacific, they offer legitimate advantages over Stripe's more limited regional coverage.The question is whether the integration pain and ongoing operational overhead is worth the potential savings and geographic coverage.