After integrating with all five of these payment processors over the past few years, here's what the marketing bullshit doesn't tell you: each platform works for specific types of businesses, and picking the wrong one will make your life miserable.
Stripe: The Developer Darling That Gets Expensive Fast
Stripe wins developer hearts for a reason - their APIs actually work and their documentation doesn't assume you're psychic. They've processed ungodly amounts of money for millions of businesses, and it shows in how polished their platform is.
What actually works:
- Elements UI components that handle PCI compliance without making you hate your life
- Connect marketplace functionality that doesn't break multi-party payments
- Radar fraud detection that blocks scammers without flagging legitimate customers (usually)
- Webhook delivery that actually happens and retries when it fails
- Subscription billing that handles prorations without charging customers twice
- Payment Element accepts 40+ payment methods with built-in validation
- Express Checkout integrates Apple Pay, Google Pay seamlessly
The gotchas that will still bite you:
- Rate limits from hell: 100 requests/second sounds generous until Black Friday traffic hits and you get HTTP 429s right when customers are trying to buy (learned this the hard way during a product launch)
- API version chaos: Stripe API 2024-06-20 changed webhook payload structures without warning, broke production for 3 hours until we figured out the signature validation changes
- Connect reserve policies: Their rolling reserve percentages can change with minimal notice, froze like $45K of our cash flow during our biggest month (thanks for the heads-up email that showed up after the freeze)
- International complexity: Each region needs separate webhook endpoints and the routing logic will make you question your career choices (spent a couple days debugging why EU webhooks weren't hitting our endpoints)
- Cost scaling: 2.9% + $0.30 looks reasonable until you're processing like $500K monthly and realize you're paying $15K+ in fees when Adyen would cost maybe $4K for the same volume
Integration reality check: Couple days to get basic payments working, few weeks to handle all the edge cases where customers' cards get declined for mysterious reasons.
For integration help, check out Stripe's API docs, payment method guides, and testing stuff. The Stripe community forum has real developer war stories, Stripe's status page shows when things break, and Elements appearance API lets you customize the UI. Also useful: Stripe's error handling guide, webhook security docs, and mobile integration guides.
Adyen: Enterprise Powerhouse That Requires Enterprise Resources
Adyen isn't trying to be your friend - they're trying to be your enterprise-grade payment infrastructure. They process payments for Uber, Spotify, and Microsoft, which tells you everything about their target market.
Where Adyen actually dominates:
- 250+ payment methods including every weird local method customers expect in different countries
- Interchange++ pricing that can save serious money at scale ($0.60% + interchange vs Stripe's flat 2.9%)
- Unified system that handles online, in-store, and mobile payments without making you want to scream
- Real-time data and reporting that enterprise finance teams actually need
- Platform reliability that doesn't break during your biggest sales events
The enterprise complexity tax:
- Integration timeline: Month or two minimum because their APIs assume you have dedicated payments engineers (took us like 6 weeks and two false starts to get Adyen API v71 working)
- Documentation density: Huge but overwhelming - spent 4 hours looking for how to configure automatic retries for failed payments
- Pricing negotiations: Enterprise sales cycles with custom contracts - 3 months of back-and-forth just to get basic interchange++ pricing
- Version management nightmares: Adyen API v68 vs v71 have completely different auth flows, and migration guides suck
- Support structure: Account managers and technical support, but you pay for the white-glove treatment (minimum like $10K monthly volume to get a human on the phone)
When it makes sense: You're processing $1M+ annually, have technical resources for complex integration, and need the cost savings and reliability that come with enterprise-grade infrastructure.
Check out Adyen's developer docs, API explorer, and integration guides. The Adyen community has technical stuff, and their status page shows when things break. For enterprise stuff, look at Adyen's case studies and platform features.
Square: Retail Champion That Gets Weird Outside Its Lane
Square started with the simple premise of making card payments work for small businesses, and they've largely succeeded. Their millions of sellers use Square because it just works for straightforward retail scenarios.
Square's sweet spot:
- Point of sale hardware that actually integrates seamlessly with their software
- Square Terminal all-in-one devices that work out of the box
- Inventory management built into their POS system
- Same-day payouts available for premium pricing
- No monthly fees or long-term contracts for basic usage
Where Square gets limited:
- API constraints: Their APIs work fine for basic e-commerce but lack advanced features (no custom checkout flows, no advanced subscription billing)
- Sandbox reliability: Square's sandbox environment randomly resets itself, wiping test data without warning (happened to us 3 times in one week)
- International support: Limited compared to Stripe or Adyen - US/Canada focus with sketchy international card support
- Rate limiting surprises: Hit undocumented rate limits during a flash sale, got locked out for 15 minutes with no warning
- Webhook limitations: Basic webhook support without delivery guarantees (lost 20+ transaction notifications during our busiest hour)
The verdict: Perfect for coffee shops, restaurants, and basic e-commerce. Starts getting painful when you need anything beyond their predefined use cases.
Square resources include their developer documentation, API reference, and community support. Check Square's system status for service updates and Square pricing for current rate information. Their hardware catalog shows POS integration options.
PayPal: The Consumer Favorite With Developer Hell Integration
PayPal has the brand recognition that makes customers trust your checkout, but integrating with their systems feels like traveling back to 2005. They process billions of payments annually because consumers know and trust the brand.
PayPal's undeniable advantages:
- Consumer trust: Customers see the PayPal button and immediately feel secure
- Global recognition: Works in 200+ countries with local payment methods
- Express checkout: One-click payments for users logged into PayPal
- Buyer protection: Full dispute resolution (which can be good or terrible depending on your perspective)
- Mobile optimization: PayPal mobile checkout works smoothly across devices
The integration nightmare scenarios:
- API versioning hell: PayPal API v2 vs v1 have different authentication (OAuth vs NVP), different error formats, and minimal migration docs
- Webhook reliability issues: PayPal webhooks fail silently, retry policies are inconsistent, and we lost $3K in transaction tracking during a Black Friday sale
- Documentation gaps: Critical config details buried in community forums - spent 8 hours finding how to handle subscription cancellations properly
- IPN vs webhooks confusion: Legacy IPN still required for some features, modern webhooks for others, and they conflict (duplicate notifications everywhere)
- Error code madness: PayPal error
INSTRUMENT_DECLINED
means 47 different things, none of which help debug the actual problem
Sandbox vs production differences: PayPal's sandbox environment hides many of the production pain points, so testing doesn't reveal the full complexity until you're live.
Navigate PayPal development through their developer portal, API documentation, and integration guides. Monitor service issues via PayPal's status page and access community support for troubleshooting. Review PayPal's fee structure and business solutions for current offerings.
Checkout.com: The Enterprise Alternative With Matching Complexity
Checkout.com positions itself as the modern alternative to legacy enterprise payment processors, targeting businesses that have outgrown Stripe but don't want Adyen's complexity. They've built their platform specifically for high-growth companies processing significant volume.
Checkout.com's enterprise advantages:
- Unified API that handles multiple payment methods through one integration
- Smart payment routing that optimizes transaction costs and approval rates
- Advanced analytics and reporting for enterprise decision making
- Global processing with local acquiring in multiple regions
- Modular platform - use only the components you need
The enterprise complexity trade-offs:
- Custom pricing: No transparent pricing - everything requires sales conversations
- Integration complexity: Modern APIs but enterprise-grade complexity in configuration
- Minimum volume requirements: Not suitable for small businesses or early-stage startups
- Sales process: Enterprise sales cycles with lengthy negotiations and contracts
- Support model: Designed for businesses with dedicated payment teams
When it makes sense: You're processing $5M+ annually, need more control than Stripe provides, but want modern APIs rather than Adyen's complexity.
Explore Checkout.com through their developer documentation, API reference, and integration examples. Their knowledge hub provides implementation guides, while customer case studies demonstrate enterprise use cases. Monitor platform status via Checkout.com's status page.
The Evolution Path Most Companies Actually Take
Stage 1 (Pre-revenue to $100K): Start with Stripe because you want to launch fast and prove product-market fit, not optimize payment costs.
Stage 2 ($100K to $1M): Stick with Stripe but add fraud monitoring and optimize your checkout flow to improve conversion rates.
Stage 3 ($1M to $10M): Consider Adyen if international expansion matters, or add Checkout.com if you need more flexibility than Stripe provides.
Stage 4 ($10M+): Multi-processor strategy becomes worth the engineering investment - route different transaction types to optimal processors.
The reality: Most companies overestimate how quickly they'll need enterprise features and underestimate the engineering cost of payment complexity. Start simple, scale when the cost savings actually justify the additional complexity.