The difference between 30 seconds and 3 minutes isn't just time. It's whether you lose your train of thought, start browsing Reddit, or decide to refactor something unrelated while waiting. Plus your CI pipeline burns money while sitting there resolving numpy.
The uv Reality Check
Uv is written in Rust which explains a lot. Everyone claims their tool is "10x faster" so I figured uv was more marketing bullshit. Then I actually tried it and watched Transformers install in 8 seconds while pip was still thinking about it. That's not marketing - that's actually useful.
Here's the thing nobody mentions in the docs: uv is new (2024) so weird shit happens. Like when secp256k1
wouldn't install and I got this beauty:
fatal error: 'openssl/crypto.h' file not found
Spent 3 hours thinking uv was broken before realizing I needed to tell it where Homebrew hid OpenSSL:export CPPFLAGS=-I/opt/homebrew/include
export LDFLAGS=-L/opt/homebrew/lib
Classic M1 Mac bullshit, but still annoying when you just want to install a package.
Poetry: The Boring Choice That Works
Poetry works fine until it doesn't. It's faster than pip, has decent docs, and usually doesn't break on weekends. Lock files stay consistent and it handles pyproject.toml without being weird about it.
But here's where it gets annoying: memory usage goes insane with big dependency trees. I watched it use 6GB of RAM trying to resolve some conflict between NumPy and a random geospatial library that probably nobody uses. Also the keyring popup spam where it asks for your password 47 times because it forgot you already said yes.
Pip: The Reliable Old Bastard
Pip takes forever but at least it doesn't randomly fail on Friday at 5pm. It's the only thing guaranteed to work in ancient production environments, weird Docker containers, and servers maintained by people who think virtual environments are "too complicated."
Nothing tests your patience like pip's dependency resolver taking 4 minutes to figure out what should be obvious. But when uv breaks and Poetry crashes? Pip still works.
Pipenv: The Tool Everyone Tried and Abandoned
Most people tried Pipenv and then switched to something else after their lock file corrupted for the third time. It was supposed to fix the pip + virtualenv mess but instead gave you different problems. Still gets updates apparently, but most of the Python world moved on to Poetry and uv.