Ryan Florence Lied To My Face
November 22, 2024: React Router v7 launches. Migration guide says "just change your imports" and shows some bullshit 5-line example. Started the migration in early December, took me 3 weeks to get production working again.
Deployment #1: 50% of pages showed [object Object]. Deployment #2: forms stopped submitting. Deployment #3: Lambda functions timing out. By deployment #7 I was seriously considering quitting and becoming a farmer.
remix-utils was broken for 6 weeks. remix-auth broken. remix-i18next broken. Every fucking community package broke because nobody saw this rebrand coming.
Import Hell Ate My Soul
VSCode autocomplete kept suggesting the old @remix-run/react
imports. I'd fix one file, miss 20 others. Build would pass, TypeScript was happy, then production would explode.
Spent 4 hours debugging "Cannot read properties of undefined" before I realized it was this:
// Old imports that silently break in production
import { useLoaderData } from '@remix-run/react'
import { json } from '@remix-run/node'
import { redirect } from '@remix-run/server-runtime'
// Had to change every single one to this
import { useLoaderData, json, redirect } from 'react-router'
Dev server works fine with broken imports. Production builds break. No warnings, no errors during build. Just runtime explosions when users click submit.
sergiodxa's remix-utils stayed broken until mid-February. Every helper function I'd been using for authentication and SSE just... died. Had to rewrite half my auth flow from scratch.
PostgreSQL Killed My Lambda Functions
My 50ms Postgres queries in dev became 15-second timeouts in Lambda. Cold starts are cursed. Lambda spends 8 seconds trying to establish a database connection while your user stares at a loading spinner.
CloudWatch logs looked like this disaster:
2025-08-24T14:25:33.239Z ERROR Task timed out after 30.00 seconds
Connection pool exhausted - no connections available
Error: connect ETIMEDOUT 10.0.0.45:5432
Tried 6 different connection pool configurations before I found what actually works:
// This bullshit broke everything
const pool = new Pool({
connectionString: process.env.DATABASE_URL,
max: 20 // Lambda dies with this many
})
// Finally works but I have no idea why
const pool = new Pool({
connectionString: process.env.DATABASE_URL,
max: 3, // More than this breaks Lambda
connectionTimeoutMillis: 5000,
idleTimeoutMillis: 30000,
allowExitOnIdle: true // This was the magic flag
})
Still happens sometimes but way less often. Lambda + databases is just fundamentally broken. pg-pool docs assume your server runs for hours, not 30-second Lambda invocations.
No clue why allowExitOnIdle: true
fixes it - found that flag buried in some GitHub issue comment at 2am. Tried sequelize, prisma, drizzle, typeorm, and 2 other ORMs before I went back to raw pg. Sometimes the simplest solution is the one that doesn't shit the bed.
Security Audit Nightmare Blindsided Us in April
April 24, 2025: Four months after I'd "finished" the migration, our security scanner started screaming about CVE-2025-43865. Someone could inject fake user data through HTTP headers. Fuck me.
Turns out React Router v7.0.x through v7.5.1 just... trusted headers. Any asshole could send this:
X-React-Router-Prerender-Data: {"user": {"id": "admin", "role": "administrator"}}
And boom - they'd get admin data from the cache. Security researchers showed how easy it was to exploit.
Our compliance team had a meltdown. Spent a week upgrading to v7.5.2, then another week purging every CDN cache and explaining to legal why user sessions might have been vulnerable. Netlify pushed a platform patch but we still had to upgrade manually.
Security team now runs npm audit
on my shit twice a week. At least Snyk finally stopped flagging us once I upgraded.
Every Platform Has Its Own Special Bullshit
Tried deploying to 4 different platforms. Each one has unique ways to fuck you over.
Vercel Edge Functions die after 10 seconds. My database queries that work fine locally hit the timeout limit and users get blank pages. File uploads don't work at all because edge runtime has no filesystem. Bandwidth costs doubled because SSR responses are huge.
CloudFlare Workers seemed promising until I realized sessions cost a fortune. KV storage pricing adds up fast with user data. The V8 runtime breaks half my Node.js packages - no crypto, no buffer, no filesystem. Spent a day rewriting file uploads before I gave up.
AWS Lambda works but cold starts kill demos. 30-second default timeout isn't enough for complex loaders. RDS Proxy fixes the database connection issues but costs $43/month per function. CloudFront caching made debugging impossible - changes took 20 minutes to propagate.
Netlify Functions free tier times out after 10 seconds. Build process crashes with large dependency trees - took 15 minutes to build, then failed. Edge function deployment is slow as hell. No database connection pooling so every function call opens new connections.
Error Messages That Sent Me To Therapy
"Cannot read properties of null (reading 'useContext')" - GitHub issue #10455 from March. Still broken in August 2025. Happens randomly during deployments, usually when someone important is watching. No way to reproduce it consistently. Just redeploy and pray.
"[object Object]" showing instead of usernames - loader functions need json()
wrapped returns or they serialize like shit. Dev server works fine, production breaks. Spent a whole day thinking it was a caching issue.
"TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'toUpperCase')" - React Router v7.5.3 navigation bug. Happens during programmatic navigation. Stack Overflow has 50 questions about this, no real solution. Just avoid navigate()
in certain edge cases.
CI/CD Builds Started Failing For No Reason
February 15th: all my Docker builds broke overnight. CI was still running remix build
but that command doesn't exist anymore:
## Broke all my deployments
RUN remix build
## Fixed it but who knows for how long
RUN npx react-router build
CLI command names change every version. Sometimes react-router-serve build
, sometimes @react-router/dev build
. Documentation is always 2 versions behind.
Vite config also exploded:
// Old config that worked for 6 months
import { unstable_vitePlugin as remix } from "@remix-run/dev"
// New config that might work
import { reactRouter } from "@react-router/dev/vite"
Error messages just say "Plugin not found" - no hint what the new import should be. Spent 3 hours on GitHub issues to find the right plugin name.
Tried 4 different import paths from Stack Overflow before one worked. Still don't understand why the old plugin name worked for 6 months then suddenly broke overnight. Maybe a dependency updated silently? Maybe Vite changed something? Who the fuck knows - it works now and I'm too scared to touch it.
The Harsh Reality: Was This Migration Worth It?
After 3 weeks of debugging and 2 months of random production failures, here's my honest assessment:
If you're hitting more than 2 of these issues:
- Random hydration crashes in production
- Database timeouts killing your app
- Security scanners flagging CVE-2025-43865
- Community packages still broken
- Build scripts randomly failing
Stay on Remix v2. The rebrand wasn't worth the pain.
My app today vs 3 months ago:
- Same performance (actually slightly worse due to import overhead)
- Same developer experience (worse due to debugging time lost)
- New failure modes that didn't exist before
- Months of technical debt introduced
- Team productivity killed for weeks
What I learned: React Router v7 works fine for new greenfield projects where you control every dependency. But migrating production apps with real users, complex deployments, and legacy code is pure masochism.
Every React Router update now gives me anxiety. The security patch from v7.5.1 to v7.5.2 in April broke form submissions for 2 hours while users couldn't place orders. Found the fix buried in a Discord thread at 11pm on a Friday. Four months after I thought the migration was done, I'm still dealing with this shit.
Sometimes the smart move is not moving at all.