GitHub Copilot Enterprise costs $39/month but that's bullshit - you need GitHub Enterprise Cloud too. Found this out after our first invoice hit $4,200 for 50 devs when I expected $1,950. It's fancy autocomplete that occasionally writes whole functions, usually wrong.
OAuth shit the bed three times last month. Not "degraded performance" - straight up dead. Error: AADSTS50011: The reply URL specified in the request does not match
. GitHub support's genius solution? "Have you tried restarting VS Code?" Yeah, that's their fix for everything.
Enterprise features are dashboard theater - pretty charts that tell you "developers used AI suggestions" without telling you if they were any good. Security team likes it because it's Microsoft and they already hate Microsoft, so one more thing doesn't matter.
Cursor is the VS Code fork that makes you feel like a 10x developer until it crashes and takes your unsaved work with it. Happened twice this week on version 0.42.3 with TypeScript files over 2MB. Agent mode is legitimately brilliant - watched it refactor an entire Express router structure in 30 seconds.
Problem is you're completely fucked once you get hooked. Tried going back to regular VS Code after four months of Cursor - felt like trying to code with boxing gloves on. Our procurement team is still having PTSD flashbacks from that $20B Figma deal that Adobe walked away from.
Sales team wouldn't give us enterprise pricing until we sat through three demo calls. Spoiler: starts at $40k minimum for 50+ devs.
Windsurf is what happens when Codeium decides they need an IDE too. Used it for two weeks during our Cursor evaluation. It's... fine? AI suggestions are okay, doesn't crash, doesn't do anything particularly exciting either. $60/month feels like someone saw Cursor's pricing and thought "we can charge that too."
Nobody talks about Windsurf because there's nothing to talk about. It's not broken enough to complain about or good enough to recommend.