Atlassian announced today they're acquiring The Browser Company for $610 million cash. That's the startup behind Arc browser, which has fewer users than Internet Explorer had in 2020, and Dia, an AI browser that launched last month and is already pivoting.
This deal makes about as much fucking sense as Microsoft buying Netscape in 1998. Atlassian makes project management software for companies. The Browser Company makes niche browsers for tech nerds who think Safari isn't customizable enough. What's the strategic overlap? "AI-powered knowledge work," apparently.
The Numbers Don't Add Up
The Browser Company raised what, maybe $60-70 million total? Something in that range. So Atlassian paid like 8x or 9x over their total funding? For a company with:
- 2 browsers that have combined market share of basically zero
- No revenue model (Arc is free, Dia just launched)
- A user base that's 90% developers who customize everything anyway
Meanwhile, OpenAI and Perplexity also considered buying the startup. Translation: everyone's desperate to own "the AI browser" narrative, even if nobody can explain what that actually means or why anyone would use it.
What Atlassian Actually Bought
Arc browser has some neat features - collapsible tabs, workspace organization, custom themes. It's basically Chrome for people who think Chrome isn't complicated enough. The problem is that 99.9% of knowledge workers don't want their browser to be more of a pain in the ass.
Dia is supposed to be an "AI-native browser" that can understand your work context and help with tasks. Cool concept, except every productivity tool is already adding AI features. Why do you need a special browser when Notion, Monday.com, and Linear all have AI built in?
The Real Strategy (Probably)
Atlassian's probably betting that browsers become the new operating system for remote work. If you can integrate Jira, Confluence, and Trello directly into how people browse and search, maybe you can lock in enterprise customers even harder.
The other possibility: they saw competitors getting into AI productivity and panicked. Microsoft owns GitHub Copilot, Google has Bard integration everywhere, Meta has Workplace AI. Atlassian needed to buy something with "AI" in the pitch deck.
Why This Will Probably Fail
Browser switching is incredibly sticky. People use what comes pre-installed or what their IT department forces them to use. Arc's entire value proposition is customization, which enterprise IT departments hate because it creates support nightmares.
Plus, The Browser Company's founders, Josh Miller and Hursh Agrawal, built their reputation on creating boutique products for power users. Now they have to build enterprise software that works for millions of non-technical employees across thousands of companies. Good luck with that cultural shift.
The Opportunity Cost
$610 million could have bought Atlassian a lot of other things:
- Actually useful AI features for their existing products
- Better integrations with tools people already use
- Infrastructure improvements so Jira doesn't crash every time someone creates a big project
Instead, they bought a browser that 0.01% of their customers might voluntarily switch to, assuming it doesn't get axed in the next product roadmap bloodbath.