Teams vs Slack: Pick Your Poison
Want to add ChatGPT to your team chat? You've got two options, and both will test your sanity in different ways.
Microsoft Teams: When Your IT Department Hates You
Teams integration is powerful but the setup will make you question your career choices. Microsoft's Teams AI Library promises "simplified development," which is Microsoft-speak for "only 47 steps instead of 94."
The good news: Teams AI Library actually works once you get through the Azure AD registration nightmare. The bad news: You'll spend your first week figuring out why your bot responds to everyone except you.
What breaks first: Azure app registration. The Microsoft 365 Agents Toolkit will cheerfully create an app that doesn't work, then give you error messages that could mean literally anything. Pro tip: When you see "AADSTS50105", it means your app isn't properly configured, but the documentation won't tell you which of the 15 required fields you screwed up.
Our production went down for 2 hours because Teams AI Library 1.2.3 silently broke auth flows - existing tokens just stopped working with no warning or error logs. The "fix" was downgrading to 1.2.2 and pretending the newer version doesn't exist.
Why developers choose Teams anyway: Your company already pays for Office 365, so the integration is "free" (if you ignore the hidden Azure costs that'll surprise you later). Plus, Azure OpenAI keeps your data in Microsoft's ecosystem, which makes compliance teams happy.
Slack: When Things Actually Work
Slack's approach is refreshingly honest: Socket Mode just works. No ngrok tunneling, no webhook configuration hell, no praying to the Azure gods. You get a WebSocket connection and real error messages that actually help you debug.
The Bolt SDK is what Microsoft should have built - minimal setup, clear examples, and documentation written by humans for humans. You can have a working bot in 30 minutes instead of 30 hours.
What actually breaks: Rate limits. Slack will throttle you at 1 message per second for posting messages (short bursts over 1/second are allowed but not guaranteed), and their error messages actually tell you what went wrong. Revolutionary concept.
The Socket Mode gotcha: It works great until it randomly disconnects and your bot stops responding. Socket Mode disconnected during our demo to the CEO. Twice. The fix is restarting everything and crossing your fingers, but at least you know when it's broken instead of wondering why Azure is eating your requests.
Architecture Reality Check
Scaling Issues: Both platforms have limits that'll bite you in production.
Teams bots hit rate limits at 50 requests per second globally, plus conversation-specific limits (7 messages/second, 60/30 seconds). Sounds generous until your entire company starts asking the bot questions simultaneously. The error handling is about as graceful as a brick through a window.
Slack's WebSocket connections die sometimes. When they do, you get a nice error message and can reconnect. Teams connections just... stop working, and you have to guess why.
Security Theatre:
Microsoft's Zero Trust model sounds impressive until you realize it means 3 different authentication flows and error messages that reference documentation that doesn't exist. But hey, at least your compliance team is happy.
Slack's OAuth flow actually makes sense - request permissions, get tokens, use tokens. Mind-blowing in its simplicity. Azure AD randomly decided our app didn't exist anymore on a Tuesday at 2PM during the quarterly all-hands. Took 4 hours to recreate everything because their "export configuration" feature was broken too.
What You'll Actually Build
Skip the fancy "autonomous agents" bullshit. Here's what works in production:
- Simple Q&A bot - User asks question, OpenAI responds, everyone's happy
- Document search - Connect to your knowledge base, let people find shit without opening SharePoint
- Code review helper - Upload code snippets, get suggestions, pretend it's revolutionary
The multi-modal capabilities are cool demos but terrible in practice. Your users will upload screenshots of error messages instead of copying the text, and you'll spend forever handling image processing failures.
The Hidden Costs
Teams: "Free" until you need Azure AI Search for RAG, Azure hosting for your bot, and premium OpenAI tokens for all your users. Budget $500-2000/month minimum for a team of 50.
Slack: Cheaper to run, but you'll need paid Slack plans for enterprise features. The OpenAI API costs add up fast when everyone discovers they can ask it anything.
Both platforms love to surprise you with bills. Monitor your OpenAI usage religiously or prepare for a fun conversation with your manager about why the AI bot cost $3,000 last month.