Dave from accounting uploaded our entire customer database to ChatGPT to "help write better emails." We found out when OpenAI mentioned our company name in some blog post about their training data. True story.
Cloudflare built corporate spyware because everyone's pasting company secrets into AI tools and nobody gives a shit about data security anymore. Samsung lost semiconductor designs this way. We nearly lost everything because Dave wanted his emails to sound "more professional."
Turns out every fucking person in the company is doing this. Sales copies customer complaints to ChatGPT. Marketing uploads brand guidelines to some random AI tool they found on Twitter. Our senior dev has been pasting entire stack traces into Claude for months.
I don't even blame them - trying to write a professional email without AI is like trying to debug JavaScript without Stack Overflow. The tools work, they save time, and nobody explains why it's dangerous.
The detection works but people work around it instantly. Catches direct API calls to OpenAI but someone's already using their phone to photograph code and upload pictures instead. Also doesn't catch browser extensions or local AI tools.
Cloudflare watches network traffic and logs every HTTP request to AI services. Blocks employees from accessing ChatGPT at work, which just pisses everyone off and makes them find creative ways around it. Dave started using his phone's hotspot.
Bunch of other companies do this too - Lasso, Obsidian, Netskope. Same basic idea, different marketing. Problem is you're playing whack-a-mole with people who just want their job to not suck.
Also AI Bots Are Stealing Everyone's Content
Perplexity and SearchGPT crawl your content then answer questions without sending traffic back. Basically stealing restaurant recipes then opening their own restaurant next door.
OpenAI's crawler traffic went up like 300% or something insane in the past year. They scrape everything for free, use it to train models, then charge people to use those models. Great business model if you don't mind being a parasite.
Cloudflare added better robots.txt support to block AI crawlers. Works great for the bots that actually respect robots.txt. The shitty scrapers just ignore it and crawl anyway, pretending to be Chrome browsers or whatever.
Still haven't figured out how to stop AI companies from taking your content without breaking Google indexing. It's like trying to keep raccoons out of your garbage without locking out the garbage truck.
AI Gateway Saved Us from Bankruptcy
AI Gateway caching caught a runaway API call that would've bankrupted us. Some junior dev wrote a loop that called GPT-4 like 50,000 times or something insane. Would've been thousands of dollars we don't have.
Our OpenAI bill jumped from maybe $800 to over $3k in one week because someone used GPT-4 for simple text classification instead of the cheap model. Took us forever to figure out why our AWS costs exploded.
Caching works for repeated queries but doesn't help when people ask unique questions all day. Also breaks when OpenAI updates their models and invalidates the cache. Still better than eating massive bills when code goes haywire.
Nobody's Going to Stop Using AI Tools
EU regulations are coming that require tracking AI usage. Most companies have no idea how much shadow AI is happening until they get audited or something leaks.
Banks banned ChatGPT after Samsung lost chip designs, but employees just switched to Claude or Perplexity or whatever. You can't stop people from using tools that make their job easier - they'll just hide it better.
Cloudflare's betting companies want AI benefits without the security nightmares. Probably right since nobody's figured out how to get productivity gains without risking data leaks. Dave's still using AI to write emails, just on his phone now.