RTX 5090: The Nuclear Option
The 5090 is basically a space heater that happens to render graphics. 21,760 CUDA cores, 32GB of VRAM, and 575W power draw that'll make your electricity meter spin like a slot machine. NVIDIA claims "2x performance" but what they don't mention is it needs a 1000W PSU and sounds like a hair dryer on steroids.
I've been running one since launch - this card is absolutely massive. Had to remove the drive cage in my Fractal case just to fit the damn thing. First boot, it instantly tripped my UPS because I was running it on an 850W PSU like an idiot. Learned that lesson the hard way.
RTX 4090: Still Stupid Expensive But Available
The 4090 was king until January 2025. 24GB VRAM, slightly less likely to burn your house down at 450W. Still costs more than a decent used car but at least you can actually buy one now. I paid $1800 for mine during the shortage - fucking scalpers.
The 12VHPWR connector on these is still a fire hazard. Make sure you push that connector in HARD or you'll get the melting cable special. NVIDIA quietly revised the connector after too many people posted pictures of their melted cables on Reddit.
RTX 4080: The \"Reasonable\" Unreasonable Option
At $999, the 4080 is what most people should actually buy if they need high-end RTX performance. 16GB VRAM handles everything at 1440p, most things at 4K. Power draw is almost civilized at 320W. Almost.
The Real Question: Do You Actually Need This Shit?
Unless you're doing 4K gaming with every setting maxed, training neural networks on 70B parameter models, or have oil money, you probably don't need these cards. Most people would be fine with an RTX 4070 Super for $599 and $1400 left over for literally anything else.
I see people on r/nvidia posting about buying 5090s to play Valorant at 1080p. Don't be that person.