Sam Altman got caught bullshitting. Again.
Six months ago, OpenAI's CEO was writing blog posts about how his company was "now confident we know how to build AGI." Last week on CNBC, he dismisses AGI as "not a super-useful term." That's not a strategic pivot—that's someone scrambling to cover their tracks after overpromising and underdelivering.
The whole AGI cult at OpenAI was always weird as hell. Ilya Sutskever literally had researchers doing campfire chants of "Feel the AGI!" while the sales team called themselves "AGI sherpas." These are grown-ass engineers and business people acting like they're in some Silicon Valley cargo cult, waiting for the digital messiah to descend from the cloud.
Now Altman wants everyone to forget he spent years hyping AGI as the next step in human evolution. But the internet doesn't forget, and neither do investors who've been burned by his impossible timelines.
GPT-5 Was Supposed to Be the Breakthrough. It Wasn't.
GPT-5 dropped in early August and basically nobody gave a shit. After two years of Altman promising that this would be the model to change everything, we got... slightly better routing. That's it. The same basic limitations, the same hallucination problems, wrapped in fancier architecture.
Even Ben Goertzel, who literally invented the term AGI, had to come out and explain that GPT-5 is "nowhere near true AGI." When the guy who coined the phrase is telling you to pump the brakes, maybe it's time to admit you've been overselling your chatbot.
Microsoft is apparently so fed up with the overpromising that they're trying to renegotiate their partnership agreement to remove the AGI clause entirely. You know you've fucked up when your biggest investor—who's already sunk $13 billion into your company—wants to delete the core promise from your deal.
Everyone's Backing Away from the AGI Hype Train
It's not just OpenAI eating crow. Eric Schmidt went from predicting AGI "within three to five years" in April to telling everyone to "stop fixating on superhuman AI" by August. That's a hell of a 180 in four months.
Andrew Ng and David Sacks are both publicly calling AGI "overhyped," which is Silicon Valley speak for "we got caught up in our own marketing bullshit." Investors are finally asking uncomfortable questions like "when exactly will this pay off?" instead of just throwing money at whatever has "AGI" in the pitch deck.
The dirty secret everyone's finally admitting? AI progress isn't "galloping ahead" like they claimed. We're getting incremental improvements packaged as revolutionary breakthroughs because that's what gets clicks and funding rounds.
The gap between "ChatGPT can write emails" and "artificial general intelligence" is a fucking chasm, not a small step. Silicon Valley spent two years pretending otherwise, and now reality is bitch-slapping everyone back to earth.